The History of Oeuf

The History of Oeuf tells the story of the small world of Oeuf and its curious inhabitance. Learn of their incredibly silly beliefs, their hopeless attempts to master their environment and their bizarre social conventions. Learn of their history, their kings and queens, their scientist and philosophers, their lovers, fools and faiths. On Earth it took humanity ten-thousand years to crawl out of the stone age and reach our current level of development. On Oeuf they must manage it in just ten. Its all here in this meticulously researched, helter-skelter race to get civilised! In addition it is stuffed to the gunwales with lots and lots of particularly silly jokes.

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     Ancient Oeuf.

          I. The Vegetable Age.

               I. The Gathering.

               II. The Rise of Wibble.

               III. The Hunters and the Hunted.

               IV. The Wandering.

          II. The Urban Revolution.

               I. The Founding of Wibbleton.

               II. All That Glitters.

               III. The Sprout Famine.

               IV The Lost City.

               V. The First Harvest.

               VI. Spencerism.

               VII. The Attack of the Wildesheep.

               VIII. The Poor are Revolting.

               IX. The Exodus.

               X. The Building of Plebbton.

               XI. Fear in Wibbleton.

          III. The Rubber Age.

               I. A Geological History of Oeuf.

               II. The Wedding.

               III. The Bouncy Mountains.

               IV. Trade and Culture.

               V. The Return of a Stranger.

               VI. The Trial of Sylloggit.

               VII. The Taming of the Wildesheep.

               VIII. A Spy in Plebbton.

               IX. Wibbleton Prepares for War.

               X. The March on Wibbleton.

          IV. The Age of Heroes.

               I. The Battle of Wibbleton.

               II The Siege of Wibbleton.

               III. To the Victor the Spoils.

               IV. Plebb's Adventures in Numland.

               V. The Siege of Plebbton.

               VI. The Unbreakable Walls.

               VII. The Wibblian Golden Age.

               VIII. Diplomacy.

               IX. The Invasion of the Nummians.

               X. The Battle of Snicker's Pass.

               XI. The Fall of Plebbton.

               XII. The Rescue.

               XIII. Wibble Marches West.

               XIV. The Battle of Floggit's Hillock.

     Middle Oeuf.

          I. The Rise of the Twittian Empire.

               I. The Funeral of a King.

               II. The Flight of the Nummians.

               III. Plebb Rebuilds.

               IV. Mystix's Theocracy.

               V. The Hegemony of King Henpecked.

               VI. The Voyage of the Alberttrots.

               VII. Wibble the Great.

               VIII. The Machinations of Vily the Horrid.

               IX. The Birth of an Empire.

               X. Wibble in Exile.

               XI. The Empire Under Basher the Bold.

               XII. The Court of Mad Queen One.

               XIII. The Conquest of Numland.

               XIV. Balltane.

               XV. The Pax Twittia.

               XVI. Beware the Brides of Marge.

               XVII. The Empire Under Totty the Tidy.

          II. The Fall of the Twittian Empire.

               I. Wibble Travels South.

               II. The Sack of Floozton.

               III. The Humbling of Twitland.

               IV. The Pillage of Numland.

               V. The Ancient One.

               VI. Totty Betrayed.

               VII. The Empire Under Vily the Horrid.

               VIII. The Curse of the Crones.

               IX. The Land Beyond the Mountains.

               X. The Conquest of Effluent Island.

               XI. Unrest in Numland.

               XII. Spotty-Pus and the Slaves Rebellion.

               XIII. The Fall of the Twittian Empire.

               XIV. The Futile System.

               XV. Wibble's Journey Home.

               XVI. Life Under the Yobbian Yoke.

               XVII The Return of the King.

               XVIII. The Expulsion of the Yobbians.

          III. The Diddle Ages.

               I. The Flight of the Yobbians.

               II. The Conversion of the Twittians.

               III Life in Twitland.

               IV. The Word of Greed.

               V. The Alcomical Arts.

               VI. Blotto the Maiden.

               VII. The Black Nighty.

               VIII. Plebb's Quest.

               IX. The Conversion of the Currency.

               X. The Peasants' Revolt.

               XI. Uglette's Quest.

               XII. King Henpecked's Day Out.

               XIII. The Cup of Tea.

               XIV. Wibble Revitalised.

               XV. Protestations of Doom.

               XVI. The Battle of Mount Squeegy.

     Modern Oeuf.

          I. The Rise of Reasons.

               I. The Victors and the Vanquished.

               II. The Return of the Queen.

               III. Plebb's Trading Empire.

               IV. The Court of King Wibble.

               V. The Nummian Armada.

               VI. The Dreaming Spires of Floozton.

               VII. The Twittian Civil War.

               VIII. The New World.

               IX. Yobbian Reformation.

               X. Floggit's Return From Snobland.

               XI. Science, Culture and the Arts.

               XII. The Nummians in the New World.

               XIII. The Colonisation of Snobland.

               XIV. Cashmass in Wibbleton.

               XV. Custard's Last Stand.

               XVI. The Nummian Revolution.

               XVII. The Snobbian War of Independence.

          II. The Age of Revolutions.

               I. The Nummian Conquest of Yobland.

               II. The Scarlet Pimple.

               III. The Long Nag.

               IV. The Fall of the Nummian Republic.

               V. Science and Technology.

               VI. Literature, Art and Philosophy.

               VII. The Grand Treaty.

               VIII. The Birth of Industrialisation.

               IX. The Ingrate Exhibition.

               X. Tragedy Betrayed.

               XI. Discontent in Yobland.

               XII. The Dashing and the Deceived.

               XIII. The Consortium.

               XIV. Uncertainty.

               XV. The Gathering Storm.

          III. The Age of Catastrophe.

               I. The Four Nations War.

               II. Stalemate.

               III. The Home Front.

               IV. Revolution in Yobland.

               V. He Who Fights and Runs Away.

               VI. The Peace of Paper.

               VII. The War That Never Was.

               VIII. The Great Endeavour.

               IX. One Small Step.

               X. To The Ends of the Oeuf.

     Appendices.

          I. Troggle Linguistics.

          II. Troggle Writing Systems.

          III. Troggean Arithmetical System.

          IV. Calendars and Dating Systems.

     Author's Notes.

     Selected Bibliography.

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